Sunday, September 23, 2007

Lost: Nicole Richie

Okay, don't forget to scroll down to my new Future MILF Weigh-in post after reading this, but in it I forgot to mention that the weight loss total between The Walrus and I is as follows:

The Walrus: 37
Me: 48
Total: 85 lbs. = (pre-pregnancy) Nicole Richie!

We have lost ONE WHOLE PERSON between the two of us. If she weren't so tragic, it would be funny.

Future MILF Weigh-In: A New Low...

...but in a GOOD way!
Previous weight: 188
Current weight: 181
Total lost since June 4th: 48 lbs

This was my weight on Saturday, 9/22, the morning of my surprise 30th birthday party (but I won't be 30 until the 28th, so I am still in my 20s, people. Make no mistake!). I am entering new territory, and soon I'll be in the 170s.

It doesn't seem as though I am dropping clothes sizes as much as I should be - I was at about a 20w (18/20, usually), and my 16Ws are loose now. I guess I thought I'd be shopping at the regular girls' stores by now. Though, admittedly, I haven't tried anything on yet. My dream is to shop at GAP again. I'm gonna be a GAP MILF.

I have set some goals with rewards and I am going to post them here to make them "official".

179 by 9/28: Reward: Being down 50 lbs by my 30th birthday. Damn!
169: New pair of jeans. While I have not dropped sizes like I thought I would, the novelty of the baggy, falling-off-my-ass jeans has definitely worn off. Time to wear some clothes that fit. GAP MILF, not Hip-Hop Mama.
159: Papaya Enzyme Facial - scrum-diddly-umptious!
149: Haircut and highlights
139: More new jeans
127: Goal Weight! New tattoo, new wardrobe, and unprotected sex (read: trying to get pregnant). And of course, OFFICIAL MILF-DOM!!!!

The Walrus wants me to get a pair of shorts or sweats with words on the butt. Help me decide between "CUTIE", "JUICY", or "UWM". Ha.

My BMI has dropped from 42 to 34.7.

In other news, I have a job interview on Friday. Please do wish me luck. I need to be able to afford to go grocery shopping again.

Finishing up the birthday food and it's back to the plan tomorrow. Watch for my entrance into the 170s by Friday!

Ciao, baby.