Friday, January 19, 2007

If not now, when?

Okay, now is the time. And not like the other times that were "the time". This is really it.

I've looked in the mirror and seen the great white expanse of my flesh taking up more space than it ever has.

Too-large, saggy breasts that always seem to be looking down? Check.

Squishy, road-map of a tummy? Check.

Extra-wide, extra-thick, cellulite-ridden thighs? Check.

Bra overhang? Check.

Whoa, where did that ass come from??? Uh, check.

Yes, now is the time.

2 comments:

Mom O Matic said...

Funny! Welcome!

mimikatemom said...

You go girl; the boy(s) won't know what hit 'em! You rock!